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ABOUT TYLER BICYCLE CLUB
A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE
by Jim Walker
The Tyler Bicycle Club is an organization of
higher organisms located on the third planet from an average star on an
arm of a spiral galaxy. The group is united by the practice of
propelling mechanical devices, which change the circular motion
imparted by the organism's two lower extremities to horizontal motion
across the face of the planet. Some choose to propel such contraptions
across rough earth, some across smooth earth, some do both, and some
even have contraptions built for two organisms to take advantage from
both.
Further diversities exist within the group. Some propel
contraptions between two points on the substrate in a contest to be the
first organism to reach the second point. Some propel
contraptions at leisure speeds and use their senses to probe the
surrounding substrate for pleasing shapes, odors, and other
experiences, and sometimes communicate to each other by making familiar
sounds generated by an organ located within a cavity in the superior
end of the organism. This cavity also serves as an entrance for
nutrients, quantities of dihydrogen monoxide, and diatomic oxygen, which
the organisms consume to provide the energy needed for the circular
motion of their lower extremities.
Some innate defensive mechanisms, which were necessary for survival as
the organisms evolved from the muck in the organic pools of the super
continent Pangea, still persist within this social group of
organisms. The propensity for prejudiced behavior toward
organisms from different cultures sometimes surfaces from within the
sub-groups, i.e. ... rough earth verses smooth earth riders, fast
earth riders verses the leisurely, and the organisms sometimes lose
focus on what united them as a social group in the first place.
Usually, however, after communicating opinions from different locations
through binary codes over a sophisticated medium, which harnesses
certain wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum, differences are
worked out, and the social group again becomes unified.
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